Concealer, foundation, toothpaste. None of them really worked. Instead I had to wear a scarf to work. In November. In summer! In all honesty, the scarf drew almost as much attention as the giant hickie that I was failing to conceal on my neck.
I took it off.
My colleagues were shocked… initially. They were al getting quite used to my antics of late.
How though, does someone in their late (very late) 20s get a hickie? How… how… teenager!
One night while cursing around on Grindr, I was contacted by a cute and very buff flight attendant, Roger. Having gained a little confidence in the art of Grinding, I quickly said ‘yes’ to the offer of meeting up, with the very probable intention of hooking -up. We had both already starting drinking wine home alone, but soon enough, Roger arrived, open bottle of wine in his bag.
Roger arrived, just as cute as his pic, with a cheeky smile. Packaged in a tiny body like mine (can you be that short and still be a flight attendant?), I was very surprised to see he was also as buff as the picture he sent.
We poured a glass and wasted no time in getting down to the business at hand. While making out on the sofa, Roger quickly discovered a weakness of mine, one that he would continue to exploit for the duration of our time together.
You see, I have this spot on my neck, <quiver>, where I just love to be kissed. Bitten. Sucked. Licked. Touched… It makes me completely weak at the knees and will get me in the mood no matter how I feel at the start of it all. Roger learned very quickly how to make me writhe in passion. This guy found my button and pressed it hard and often.
I was putty in Rogers hands.
Sparing the finer <edit: ‘finer’, scoff, what a choice of word to use here> details of what transpired next, let me just say that Roger knew how to do more than press the button on my neck, he found all my buttons, and pressed as many at the same time as he was physically able.
The mark that Roger left on my neck lasted for days. It got me comments at work. Giggles from friends. It even had a starring role in a night that was yet to come… ‘I thought we were on a date, but…’
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